Fandom character meme questions answers...

First, here is my list :)

1. Seras Victoria
2. Asahina Mikuru
3. Fuko-chan
4. Okazaki-kun
5. Integra Hellsing
6. Maka-chan
7. Rock Lee
8. Yagami Hayate
9. Konata
10. Nagisa-chan
11. Kagami
12. Miles Edgeworth
13. Kuchiki Rukia
14. Takamachi Nanoha
15. Kurosaki Ichigo
16. Phoenix Wright
17. Gaara
18. Fate Testarossa
19. Kyon-kun
20. Soul Eater
21. Suzumiya Haruhi
22. Abaria Renji

Now, on to the questions!

1. Rock Lee realises that Integra Hellsing is a murderer, and hires Phoenix Wright to sue their ass of.
Not a questions but...ok. Sure, why not? I mean, in the most technical of sensese in that she spends a lot of time blowing vampires up, she is. And I'm sure murder isn't very youthful so I doubt Lee approves. Of course, Phoenix Wright is a defense attourney so he's going to be switching sides for this one...but whatever, I'm sure he'll do it to be closer to Edgeworth, or for justice or something...

2. Seras Victoria realises that Kyon-kun is their biological parent, what is there reaction?
0_0 Well, since he's younger then her...and live in Japan...and she's English...I think it would be something along the lines of "OMGWTF!!!!". Doesn't she have Daddy issues in the anime? Can't remember. Anyway, I'm sure a vampire is just what Haruhi needs to complete her collection, therefore she will move to Japan to be close to him and wacky hijynx will ensue.

3. What is Kagami's worst fashion disater?
Konata, being seem in public with. Does that count? Well, it should.

4. Gaara demands cake who makes better cake Yagami Hayate or Takamachi Nanoha?
Gaara demands cake! Gaara must have cake. However, making cake is Hayate-chan and Nanoha-chan. I have seen this battle, I know how it works. Hayate-chan inadvertently makes evil cake, Nanoha punches her a few times, they become friends for life and make a cake together which they give to Gaara. This causes him to become their friend for life also and they all skip of together to live in a lesbian commune. It's paractically canon. Because everyone is gay for Hayate-chan.

5. Mikuru-chan, Fuko-chan, Okazaki-kun, Integra and Maka-chan form a visual kei J-rock band which one do people think is actually a girl (and if they're girls in the band do people think they're girls or guys)?
This goes without saying, people frequently think Integra is a man (no, woman! In the manga it's obvious and in the anime they get her tits out so no excuses.) so it would have to be Integra.

6. What is Abarai Renji's zombie plan (if they have one?)
Faced with a hoard of zombies...Renji would hit them with his sword till they die. It's his general reaction to most of life's problems, and has the bonus of being effective in this circumstance.

7. Miles Edgeworth and Kuchiki Rukia are starring in a re-make of Moonchild (lolz) who plays Gackt and who plays Hyde?
Who's the gayest, because they HAS to be Edgeworth.

8. Is Phoenix Wright's picture on the natural breast gallery?
...........no...........maybe....no. Definetley not.

9. Rock Lee posts this meme in his journal. What 15 characters do they put on their list? What sorts of questions do Seras Victoria, Maka-chan, and Nagisa-chan ask?
Um...I'm not sure. Lee would pick characters full of youthful energy! Seras would ask questions about whether or not a given character would become a vampier (becasue she's so emo), Maka-chan would come up with well thought out questions that were interesting to answer and I suppose Nagisa-chan would mainly have questions about the theater or maybe some stereotypically girly ones like "If 3 and 6 kissed, what would 2 thing?".

10. Hayate-chan has blackmail information on Okazaki-kun. Suzumiya Haruhi discovers this information. What is his/her/its reaction? What is Hayate-chan blackmailing from Okazaki-kun?
Sorry, my brain short circuits at Hayate-chan blackmailing anyone. Maybe if it was the only way to save the universe she might, Ok...Ikazaki-kun is a god like Haruhi and is going to cause a universal reset (how else would he get so many cute girls interested in him?). Hayate decides that the only way to stop him is to blackmail him into keeping this universe or she'll tell Nagisa-chan that he once had a dirty dream about...random number generator says 15...Kurosaki Ichigo. Haruhi finds out and, in true Phoenix Wright style, solves the case mostly be dragging Kyon around by his tie.

11. Mikuru-chan and Fuko-chan are arranging a meetup of online friends. What other numbers come to this meetup? Where do they meet at? What sort of adventures to they get up to? Do any numbers end up forming Tru Luv 4-Eva type relationships?
Well, Mikuru-chan and Fuko-chan are both so adorable and ernest that everyone would show up since they tried to hard. Since this is an offline meet up we have to at least one "OMFG you were sexyhotguy9932435 all this time? I never knew and am now in love with you!" incident and I think that should be Edgeworth and Phoenix. They will go to the park for a picnic and have other joyful celebrations like running in the grass and playing a generac ball game. Fate-chan, Nanoha-chan and Hayate-chan will fall asleep in a suggestive position which will become a Megami poster. Nagisa-chan will bring a home made lunchbox to share with Okazaki-kun. Haruhi will evaluate everyone there based on their moe character. Konata will grope Haruhi. Kagami will have a conference with Kyon about how hard their lives are.

12. Konata Buys a new sofa from Fate-chan, which turns out to be broken. How does Konata get revenge?
Well, to start with, she can't becasue if she tries anything Fate-chan is probably the Nanoha character most likely to shoot you in the ass. Konata would use piles of Manga to fashion a replacement sofa.

13. Kurosaki Ichigo hires Soul-kun as a hitman/woman to take out Miles Edgeworth, do they succeed, and how do they attempt the hit?
Since Edgeworth is noted mostly for loosing every time Phoenix Wright so much as glances at him and wearing pink and Ichigo and Soul are both noted for beating the shit out of stuff...I think they might win. Of course, unless you got Maka-chan in on the deal you have the entire problem of Ichigo probably not being able to use Soul, but Soul could probably take Edgeworth out without too many problems all on his own.

14. Suzumiya Haruhi challenges Nanoha to eat Rukia's weight in chicken. How far does Nanoha get?
0_0 First of all, Haruhi would so totally do that. Secondly, Rukia is small and scrawny so, while Nanoha wouldn't finish it, there would be much to eat to start with so she'd manage a decent portion.

15. Kagami, Gaara, Kyon-kun and Renji appear on QI. Who's Stephen Fry's favourite and who gets the most points?
Alan Davies is always Steven Fry's favourite, silly. He just hides it well. Anyway, out of them...Gaara would kill the audience with sand or, if we're post time-skip, sit there looking at them blankly. Renji is thick so he'd not get many points, so we're down to Kyon and Kagami. I think they'd both try hard but Kyon might just have the edge in that he's kissed god. Kyon wins.

16. Nagisa-chan and Phoenix Wright are on the run from the law, where does Phoenix Wright suggest they go, and what does Nagisa-chan suggest they do when they get there.
Well, obviously, Phoenix takes them to Germany so he can sleep with Edgeworth...or something. Once there, Nagisa will use her amny acting abilities to create disguises for them and spend the rest of her life writing sad but well recieved plays about being on the run from the law.

17. Fate-chan becomes the Prime Minister of the UK, how does he deal with Kurosaki Ichigo, the leader of a rogue nation in Eastern Asia with nuclear capabilities, and what are Ichigo's demands?
Ichigo wants hiw womens back, damnit! Fate's response will depend primarily on the amount of danger Nanoha is in. As I boudt Nanoha can withstand a nuclear explosion, she will negotiate but she's willing to use force if she has to (or it seems vaguelly appropriate).

18. Mikuru, Kagami and Soul Eater start a band - what sort of music do they play and what is their band name?
Some kind of jazz would be appropriate, I guess. I'm really shit at band names so I don't know XD

19. There is one cupcake left, Hayate-chan and Miles Edgeworth fight over it - who wins?
Well, normally everyone is gay for Hayate, but Edgeworth is already gay for Phoenix (and he'd be straight for Hayate-chan). Anyway, in the spirit of cooperation, I imagine them as being the kind who would slip the cupcake between them.

20. What would Integra buy Renji for his birthday?
A gun. I feel that guns are something they can both relate to, as they both have a fondness for blowing shit up.

21. Okazaki-kun writes fanfiction about Gaara and Fuko-chan. What is the genre/rating/synopsis?
I was going to say pron but my brain broke when I realised Fuko-chan was involved. So NOT PRON. Never pron. Um...it would be late one night after Okazaki-kun has sat up watching Naruto and drinking beer when he remembers that wierd girl with the starfish who keeps uselessly appearing and then dissapearing. He happens to have been watching Gaara be evil/emo and decided that magical girl Fuko-chan could cure him so he writes a magical adventure series filled with starfish and sand.

22. Hayate-chan discovers Edgeworth and Ichigo in a compromising position. How does she react?
This is Hayate-chan so she'd probably blush and quickly leave the room then go and ask somebody some awkward questions about what two men are doing together in a closet without their trousers on...

23. If Maka-chan decided to kill Nagisa-chan, how would she go about it and should she succeed?
Let's review. Maka, from Soul Eater, is a soul technicial who makes a job out of killing things with her scyth. Nagisa-chan is a weak bodied high school girl who just wants to make a school plan, damnit! If Maka-chan wants to kill Nagisa-chan, Nagisa-chan is dead.

24. If Konata and Fate-chan had a child(assumed technology/magic if gender the same), what would the kid be like?
To start with, Fate-chan would overcompensate with her mothering and the child would be so smothered in affection you wouldn't believe. To balance that, Konata would teach it to play H-games from a young age and raise it on Eva. So you'd have a very affectionate perverted child who's mum would beat you into the ground if you looked at it wrong.

25. How would Okazaki-kun and Takamachi Nanoha react if they're bodies were swapped by magic?
Okazaki-kun would be mostly bewildered (by why he's waking up in bed naked with two women and where the breasts came from), Nanoha would immediatley see that it was an evil plot to incapacitate her so that somebody somewhere can do something unwholesome to the world. She would go to lengths to contact her friends, but befriend everyone else she meets along the way.

26. If Rock Lee was forced by Kagami to choice who lived and died between Seras and Mikuru-chan, how would Lee react?
That's easy. He'd give a long and inspiring speach about youth until they all gave up and went away.

27. Fuko-chan and Phoenix Wright get into a romantic relationship. How would it go?
Phoenix Wright takes Fuko-out for a few drinks, then realises that she's far too adorable for him to every do anything to without feeling like a pervert and, also, that she's gay for Edgeworth. That discovered, he would skip of into the sunset with Edgeworth and live happily ever after. Fuko-chan would happily go to the seaside and see some starfish.

28. Integra and Haruhi are forced by Renji to duel to the death, would either or both refuse to fight? If they both fought, who'd win? Why did Renji do such a thing?
Well, Haruhi was going to reset the earth again because Kyon cheated on her with...Okazaki-kun. That one works. Anyway, she's going to reset the earth so to stop her Soul society sends Renji to fetch Integra Hellsing. The thought process is such, we need to kill a god, who kills gods? Buffy did. And she's a vampire Slayer. Integra is a vampire slayer. Good enough. This is what passes for logic in soul society. They're both up or it. Why wins...well...we'll just have to wait and see.

And that's them all. Good night.